I tried to like Vitamin Water. It matches my lululemon yoga pants, and I wanted to like it.
Unfortunately, it has this weird... density to it, that puts me off in beverages.
Like those Orbitz drinks from the nineties, and red bean bubble tea (which combines some of my favourite things - red beans and tapioca - into an abysmal swampy mess).
I just don't like to drink anything that has the potential to get stuck in my teeth, you know?