I just want to eat Mickey Mouse shaped cheeseburgers with no one to judge me.

I'm annoyed by vegetarianism, and I'm annoyed by men who think not eating vegetables is somehow bound up in their masculinity, and I'm annoyed by people who don't saute things before they stick them in the oven and pour sauce over them, and I'm annoyed by people who think the breast is the only good part of the chicken when it's actually maybe the worst part, but the thing that annoys me most is this behaviour that I've seen in friends and family indulge in, whereby they will arbitrarily decide to reject an entire class of food. 'I don't like fish.' 'I don't like cheese.' 'I don't like rice.'
I take the Anthony Bourdain approach to these people: they must be terrible in bed.